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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

nahshaw:

"911 what’s your emergency?"

it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive

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z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

oknope:

here’s a list of people who asked for your opinion: 

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